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Obamania hits North West London
March 31st, 2009 at 22:16
Man, I’m a little bit excited that President Obama is in London. I’ve already invited him out, but he hasn’t got back to me yet. It seems a little silly, considering that the Prime Minister and Arctic-Monkeys Fan Gordon Brown is always living about five miles away from me, but to have the most powerful man in the world a mere two miles-ish from me (I worked it out), is exciting.
Apparently Barry is staying with the US Ambassador in his house in Regent’s Park. Top tip: if your garden has it’s own zoo, you’re probably a little bit too showy.
It must be an interesting visit though – I wonder who gets the bed and who has to sleep on the floor? Not that they’ll be doing much sleeping – they”ll get to stay up late into the early hours of the morning, sneaking into the kitchen to see what’s in the fridge, and discussing boys. The ambassador could tell Barry about what a bully Vladimir is, and Barry could taunt the ambassador about Hillary, who he probably used to fancy.
I bet they’re talking about how they deliberately didn’t invite me too, the bastards.
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