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There’s no such thing as (civil) society
February 7th, 2009 at 01:11
Facebook has long been a depressing experience if you’re moderately misanthropic. Wherever you are on the site, you know you’re only a few clicks away from the most hideous of groups. You’ve probably seen on your news feed occasionally people you may have once respected, or people you haven’t spoken to since school joining groups called things like “Why do immigrants have more rights than me?” or “English and proud” or whatever.
I think though I’ve found a new contender for the most depressing group yet: “I Steal Signs and Other Random Crap When Im drunk!“.
As you might imagine, it’s full of arseholes boasting about the horrendous things they’ve done when drunk. Here are some samples:
“me n a mate stole a couple of kids bikes n rode them bout half a mile home. they were in the living room the next day n we used them to get round the flat:) lmao”
A man boasting about stealing from children.
“i once stole a tug of war winners sheild out of a pub when i was steamin lol”
This goes a bit beyond the student staple of stealing pint glasses. Though I don’t even find that tolerable.
“last time me and my mates went out we managed to remove a car exhaust from a ford mundano,
none of us own a ford tho, lol.”
Horrifying.
“I steel things when im Pissed, sober or fucked out my nut on weed!!!!!! LOL !!!!!!!!!!”
So he’s a thief, alloy and a wanker 100% of the time then.
“me and my mate “found ” a zimmer frame while at a funeral, police came to the wake and took it off us!!!”
I wonder if this is actually some sort of in-joke?
“the most ramdon thing i have stoling was half a wall”
I don’t really understand this one.
“hey on my hen night my mate stole a cone his name is colin he even came 2 wedding with us then he came 2 the lakes with us”
Sounds like a classy wedding. You can’t see the cone in her profile picture, which is one of her wedding photos.
“I have a great selection of shot glasses and those orange warning lights that workmen always have at the side of the road. I am also the proud owner of some BMW hub caps!!”
It’s actually fairly interesting to try and consider where these people draw the line between “fair game” (cones?) and “actually bad theft”. I mean, hubcaps? Jesus.
“when living in bumfuck nowhere we actually just destroy stuff with our vehicles. like drive over people lawns, ram dumpsters, and every now and then the occaisional house gets hit because of drunken foolery…at least its all meant to be good old hazardous fun right?”
I mean, what the fuck?
More Facebleak:
- Status messages that are almost as irritating as when someone syncs their Twitter up with it
- Facebook groups about tramps are almost as cliched as groups parodying other Facebook groups
- A comparison of top books at two universities that is almost as depressing as the intellectual snobbery and hypocrisy on show
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