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Terrorism and the Provisional NHS
December 17th, 2008 at 01:05
Earlier this week an NHS doctor was convicted of planning the failed terrorist attacks on London and Glasgow Airport last year. It’s a good job really that Bilal Abdulla went to medical school instead of terrorist school, otherwise he might have been less stunningly inept at carrying out a terrorist attack and made a bomb that actually works.
There is a problem now though. This news has made it clear that the network of terrorists is a much bigger than this one guy – and its probable that a few of them are better at being terrorists than a man who’s first brilliant plan involved finding a parking space in London, and who’s second brilliant plan was basically “set yourself on fire”.
It has now emerged that the network of alleged terrorists in this country is massive. They have vast terrorist bases in all of the big cities and a lot of towns too, hundreds of thousands of complicit members and supporters across the country. They even have training camps at some of the major universities.
They (literally) have us by the balls – as well as most other body parts. It is time that the British people declared war on the regime that are harbouring the terrorists. The NHS.
Critics of the War on Terror aren’t surprised at this latest turn of events though. Just like how the Americans had been funding the Mujahideen, the organisation that trained Osama Bin Laden, throughout the 1980s, the British government are thought to have been funding the NHS with substantial sums of money for decades.
The British Government aren’t just complicit – they’re actively aiding the NHS, with rumours of involvement by the highest echelons of government. Former Prime Minister, Clement Atlee is said to be one of the founding members of the terrorist organisation, and Health Secretary Alan Johnson is said to hold regular meetings with top-level members.
Human rights groups and the media may have been outraged in the past when it was reported that the American Air Force had bombed hospitals in Afghanistan and Iraq – maybe it wasn’t just because there was a nice, easy, big red cross to aim towards, but because they already knew what we’re only just finding out?
The scary thing is that these terrorists seem to be winning the war for hearts and minds. One of the fiendish terrorist ruses that terrorists are using to bankroll their explosive exploits is by helping the sick and wounded… For free. They’re preying on the minds of the weak and weary – those who are most susceptible to terrorist inoculation.
NHS employees are probably working in hospitals right now concocting medicines, playing with nature by fixing broken bones and giving people life-saving drugs. They’re literally trying to change our way of life.
It is our patriotic duty to remain vigilant, alert, and most of all, in good health. We can’t afford to get sick and give the NHS a chance to get to us.
(Yeah, this has been adapted from an earlier blog entry.)
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