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Immigration
November 18th, 2007 at 00:26
For some reason, there’s loads of British people who are scared by immigration. Apparently people talking English in endearingly fractured English and having a surname composed entirely of the high-scoring consonants in Scrabble is something to be TERRIFIED of.
Since 2004, there’s been loads of Polish people who’ve come over here and actually done some work, threatening our lazy way of life. I was too lazy to start the Polish supermarket I always wanted to open – then some Poles went and got in there first. It strikes me as slightly ludicrous that they say that foreigners are coming over here to scrounge off of our our benefits system – why would you move hundreds of miles away just to be unemployed? If you’re going to choose anywhere to be unemployed, at least choose somewhere with nicer weather.
I don’t know why the right wingers are so worried about the Poles though – I think the real nationality we need to fear are the Germans – and not just because of their, er, track record.
The Germans are famous for being difficult – insisting on trying to stop us from liberating France in the 1940s, and even today they continue to be difficult for the sake of being difficult. They’re staying over there, not taking our jobs, meaning we have to work all the time- and they have the cheek of not even bothering to learn English! They’re expecting us to tolerate them using words like “ersatz” and “schadenfreude” whilst sitting on their arses, totally not working as casual labourers on building sites or in factories working long hours for phenomenally low wages.
I think its political correctness gone mad that we’re supposed to tolerate Germany’s lazy attitude towards contributing to our society.
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