Spam of the day
June 12th, 2007 at 23:42
Having my e-mail address plastered all across the internet I probably get more than my fair share of spam. Usually its just images of text promoting Cialis, slanted at such an angle that software spam-deleting things won’t pick it up. There’s also a lot of Russian women who seem to really want to contact me.
When checking my e-mail today though, I noticed this particularly bizarre e-mail:
“Hello my friend!
I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here ([url removed]) are bad.
Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong..
My dog and I are still alive 
”
W…W…What? It reads almost like a short story. A man decides to kill himself and his dog in protest at the price of medicine, but luckily finds a website hosted in Hong Kong, promising “CHE@P MEDS”, so decides that suicide isn’t the answer. A pretty crappy short story, admittedly.
Here is the same story again, but as a Haiku:
I am ready to
Kill myself and eat my dog
If Prices are bad
Mental.
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