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Nutter of the week
May 31st, 2007 at 00:08
Driving home from work today, I stopped at some traffic lights and waited for an old man to cross. It was the most bizarre thing I’ve ever seen.
Actually, that’s a slight exaggeration, as I’ve seen the internet.
He was your typical old unhinged type – slouch, stick, lack of teeth, looks like he’d murder you if absolutely necessary.
He ambled across the crossing, but as he did so, stopped every few seconds and turned to the three waiting lanes of traffic, and waved, looking at the drivers. He then, bizarrely, waggled his finger at the drivers, as if he was telling us off. Before walking a few more steps.
As he was passing in front of me, with the lights already on green, he looked straight at me with a face that said “Haha, I am slightly delaying your progress”.
I just wanted to write about this so I know that it definitely happened, and I wasn’t just station at a green traffic light, as has happened many times in the past.
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