GodTube
March 10th, 2007 at 00:03

If you’re savvy enough to be reading a blog, chances are you’ve seen the Internet’s number one newcomer this week: GodTube. It’s basically a Christian version of YouTube, featuring sickening videos like this one. Or this one. Basically I could link you to practically any video on the website and have it outrage you like it outraged me. So I’ve decided to have some fun instead.

Does anyone remember Peter Florida? Turns out that he’s a nutty Christian and has been posting video blogs to GodTube.

In this first video, “Peter” discusses the Bible. Click the link to see it on GodTube, I’ve posted the video below on Revver too, just in case they remove it.

Incredibly, it wasn’t deleted after being posted, and has now been online for around 48 hours. It must have been too realistic. So “Peter” made another video to see if that would get deleted. It discusses a controversial topic for the church: homosexuality.

These two actually got some comments from real people commending Peter’s religious beliefs, although they’ve mysteriously been deleted since. I thought it was getting a bit ridiculous – as of right now, they both still haven’t been deleted despite obviously being the work of some smart-arsed atheist blogging twat.

I…, er, Peter thought he should up the ante and really show his devotion to God by complaining about scientists:

This has now been on GodTube for a couple of hours and is being viewed by real members of the Christian Taliban. Can the limits of GodTube be pushed any further? Just how absurd can one go in the name of God before being rumbled? Tune in next week.

UPDATED 10/03 00:51. I’ve been found out and they’ve banned me. The funny thing is that because my ISP uses a proxy, presumably everyone in the county is now banned from GodTube too. Whoops.

Comments(12)

1. Arthur Embleton
   March 11th, 2007 at 12:21 am

   This site is pure comedy gold, especially the sketch about the banana. Anyway, its a shame that you have been banned, I was enjoying your enlightened videos.

2. Ian
   March 11th, 2007 at 9:27 pm

   He’s the messiah.

3. rev jesse custard
   March 16th, 2007 at 4:17 pm

   Genius – just Genius!!! hehehe )

4. Stu
   March 16th, 2007 at 4:34 pm

   He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!

5. Rachel
   March 16th, 2007 at 4:58 pm

   Peter, go tidy you room, muslims are coming!

6. Poor Leno
   March 16th, 2007 at 9:06 pm

   Apparently you struck a chord, buddy, check this space-cadet out!

7. Poor Leno
   March 16th, 2007 at 9:06 pm

   http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=b9526cd0923353a34a7a&page=1&viewtype=&category=mv

8. Tom
   March 17th, 2007 at 5:38 pm

   Pretty cool, but you lose points for calling yourself a living legend, you smug twat.

9. Ben
   March 19th, 2007 at 1:18 pm

   Such charismatic delivery, I reckon there\’s a job waiting for you on the evangelical channel. Seriously though, leave them alone now. They\’ve got their own little site so they don\’t have to contaminate the mainstream anymore.

10. Alfie Noakes
    March 19th, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    pheww-ee! I just done a blow off and it really smells.

11. Kendra Hourd
    March 24th, 2007 at 4:46 pm

    Dude, you rock. The last bit in the second clip stating the real enemies of Christianity made me roll ! Stick it to them, babe.

12. Ms F
    April 6th, 2007 at 11:11 pm

    Just goes to show, people never listen, only hear what they want to hear. Still can’t believe you got actual comments for the second clip. Brilliant!

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