http://jamesomalley.co.uk/blog/2006/02/road-rage/ Blogger... Satirist... Living Legend? Maybe. Sun, 15 May 2011 14:35:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 hourly 1 http://jamesomalley.co.uk/blog/2006/02/road-rage/comment-page-1/#comment-510 James O’Malley… Living Legend » Bollard Rematch Mon, 20 Mar 2006 14:37:29 +0000 http://jamesomalley.co.uk/blog/?p=194#comment-510 [...] As you may or may not know, on Christmas day 2004, I was put on my mum’s car insurance as a Christmas present. By 4pm on that same day, I’d hit a bollard whilst swerving to avoid a drunken cyclist, and written my mum’s car off. Fourteen months later and I still hadn’t passed my test- although I was finally allowed back on the car insurance. [...] [...] As you may or may not know, on Christmas day 2004, I was put on my mum’s car insurance as a Christmas present. By 4pm on that same day, I’d hit a bollard whilst swerving to avoid a drunken cyclist, and written my mum’s car off. Fourteen months later and I still hadn’t passed my test- although I was finally allowed back on the car insurance. [...]

]]> http://jamesomalley.co.uk/blog/2006/02/road-rage/comment-page-1/#comment-278 Max Sat, 18 Feb 2006 01:43:42 +0000 http://jamesomalley.co.uk/blog/?p=194#comment-278 Hi, what an entertaining bloggsponent you are, so you are, there you are see? Road rage. I got a way of dealing with it. First off, I try not to let the rage-er see that I've noticed him/her/it. Pound thier dash's, sound those air horns, stick a whole durn forest of fingers in the air, wave things, Naw, didn't notice none o' that!They hate it! I have a long drive to work, so sometimes to keep entertained, I play little games. One, is driving next to someone. They're in the inside lane, I'm in the middle, or vica-verca. Do NOT look across at all. Keep level. It helps that I have a quick little MR2, they can't out accelerate. or out-brake me. Some of them carry on as normal, but others get quite upset. Hee hee! I don't get very angry. If I do, I won't show it. I'm allergic to adrenalin. It makes me shake for ages after. The anaesthetic at the dentist has adrenaline in it, and I feel awfull for about half an hour afterwards. They get a low dose adreniline one in for people like me, I still feel bad. I like being in control, GOT IT MATE????? Hi, what an entertaining bloggsponent you are, so you are, there you are see? Road rage. I got a way of dealing with it. First off, I try not to let the rage-er see that I’ve noticed him/her/it. Pound thier dash’s, sound those air horns, stick a whole durn forest of fingers in the air, wave things, Naw, didn’t notice none o’ that!They hate it! I have a long drive to work, so sometimes to keep entertained, I play little games. One, is driving next to someone. They’re in the inside lane, I’m in the middle, or vica-verca. Do NOT look across at all. Keep level. It helps that I have a quick little MR2, they can’t out accelerate. or out-brake me. Some of them carry on as normal, but others get quite upset. Hee hee!
I don’t get very angry. If I do, I won’t show it. I’m allergic to adrenalin. It makes me shake for ages after. The anaesthetic at the dentist has adrenaline in it, and I feel awfull for about half an hour afterwards. They get a low dose adreniline one in for people like me, I still feel bad. I like being in control, GOT IT MATE?????

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