4/19/2005 10:41:00 PM|||James O'Malley|||

Hello, my name is James O'Malley and this is going to act as my blog for either as long as I can be bothered to update, or I code my own |33t PHP one, which I'm far too lazy to do at the moment.

I'm the webmaster of PKMN.NET (which I'll probably refer to as "PUK", should I mention it), the world's largest and most comprehensive Pokémon website, a contributor to CANNEDHAM.CO.UK, which is a satirical news website where I say things about the Pope in poor taste, and insult Kilroy behind his back. I'm still in school, in the upper sixth, doing A2s this year, so I obviously know all about everything, and I'm always right, and my parents don't know better.

Why have I reduced myself to creating a blog? And indeed, why do I think anyone will care? I just want an outlet for my creative rantings that aren't funny enough for Canned Ham, but where I still have a point to make. I'll also be using this blog for recycling anything vaguely amusing I said at school, so that it doesn't feel wasted.

Will anyone read it? I hope so, but I'm not really that bothered. By which I mean, I crave attention to the extent that I'm trying to cultivate a personality cult around me.

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